Anomalous Item

Item Description: A 126-page printed essay, the cover of which bears the text "A BRIEF HISTORY OF BASELINE". Every January 1st (according to the Gregorian Calendar), individuals in its vicinity report hearing a page turning, despite no such event occurring. This cycle has repeated ninety times since its recovery.
Date of Recovery: 01-01-1910
Location of Recovery: Foundation Site-001, Department of Pataphysics
Current Status: Provisionally in storage, testing to determine the effect of inserting novel pages is underway.

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